You Drunk My Battleship! (or, how to get shipfaced)

I used to play Battleship as a child but it didn’t take me very long to decide it was actually very boring and easy to cheat – thus making it unenjoyable.

Whoever came up with the game Battleshots deserves an award for rebranding this game the good old Ronald Miller way: Going from totally geek to totally chic.

Get Your Candles Ready “Menorah On Fire”

No Jewish holiday songs are ever fun enough to sing year-round so this spoof will have to do until Adam Sandler can do better.

I Had No Idea Goth Dance Groups Existed

Well I am obviously living under a rock because I never knew industrial goth dance groups existed. Now that I know about this, I can definitely see a good Halloween costume in my future.

Mini Daddy Is Like Thanksgiving If Your Butterball Turkey Could Rap

I…I just don’t even know what to do with this. I was on board with the cuteness until some of the dancing happened. In any case, at least we know where to go when the Fat Joe biopic gets made and they need to cast his much earlier years.

And, now I want a chalupa from That Little Mexican Cafe around the corner from my place.