Are You A Fanilow?

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Say what you will about Barry Manilow, the dude has some amazing songs out there. Unfortunately, these songs are getting BUTCHERED by people who think they can somehow wrap their vocal chords around the amazing works of art put out by the man with the gorgeous feathered hair.

Meet Mr. Showbiz77. There’s a reason his name is Mr. Showbiz and I’m pretty sure it is out of pure irony. “Looks Like We Made It”? Oh I don’t think so.

And here we have Nixter who definitely, certainly, does NOT use Grecian hair formula for men. His voice…isn’t terrible and I give him bonus points for the Elvis poster in the background AND his sincerity. I mean, look into his eyes, you can practically see his heart beating.

Telephone Blowin' Up

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There are about a million and a half covers of Lady Gaga and Beyonce’s “Telephone” but these two are some of the better ones (read: I don’t want to strangle the people in these videos with my midget hands that smell of cabbage).

So which do you like better? Dueling guitars or a capella with a little beatbox?

Who Covers Amy Winehouse Better? Amy Winehouse or La Pequena?

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I’m as big a fan of liquor as the next blogger, but seeing what it’s done to Amy Winehouse’s memory makes me rethink some of those extra shots. Sure, she’s easy to pick on – but that’s half of her charm, no?

Our next battle of musical proportions is unlike what we will normally show because one of the singers is actually the original singer and the other is, well, a lip-synching midget tranny. So they’re basically starting off from the same launch pad.

Which queen will reign supreme?

Amy Winehouse?

Or La Pequena Amy Winehouse (pronounced, ween-chaous)

It’s A Cover-Off!

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“Sweet Child of Mine” is a favorite amongst drunken karaoke singers (and dancers, don’t forget the dancers because the song is really all about that sweet hip swerve move Axl does at the mic).
In this corner, we’ve got a cute tweener whose friend acts and sounds suspiciously like Miley Cyrus:

In this corner we’ve got a little dude who will most likely turn to a life of crime if you don’t pick him. Don’t fuck with the silver-plated cross!

And in some weird news, Axl Rose was the first dude with long hair that I ever found attractive…notsomuch anymore.

Alright, who did the better cover!

Perez Hilton Meets Silence Of The Lambs

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What I’m about to show you is probably something no one should ever have to witness. That being said, you should totally check it out. The man below bears an odd resemblance to Perez Hilton while his dance moves came straight from the Buffalo Bill “I’d fuck me” ballet academy.

For anyone who thinks I’m only picking on him because he’s fat, you couldn’t be further from the truth. I am picking on him because he man-handles his own moobs and proceeds to kiss them while cupping them. Obviously I’m jealous because I can’t (or really won’t) do that to my own lady lumps. I need a drink.