You guys, it’s a cockatoo (cockatiel? I’m no bird expert) doing some better choreography than Nappy Tabs on So You Think You Can Dance (I’m just playing, Nappy Tabs are the isht). But seriously, this bird can jam and my favorite part is when it spreads its wings and brings it down low. Get fly (PUN!!!):
Like a scene out of my pornographic nightmares, Japanese pop music has found its newest star and it’s a dancing robot. Of course it is.
If I were one of those backup dancers, I’d be PISSED that that techno freak with the gigantic hands was stealing my thunder. Also, big deal she can dance, I used to have one of those little robotic dogs that could do flips. FLIPS!! I might think about putting her poster up on my wall if she can learn how to deliver me a pizza while doing this routine.
I don’t care if you’re breaking it down at a big ass club or if you’re shakin’ yo thang at a T-Mobile booth at a convention – when the spirit moves you it’s gotta come hard. This elderly man not only breaks it down – but I’m fairly certain he could’ve been an extra from Step Up 3-D. I’m going to put my Shadkhen hat on and find that hot granny from Walmart to set this dude up with.
(Thanks Joey for the head’s up)
Ok first I was like, “Aw, isn’t it cute that this little country dude is doing his line dancing with his much taller younger sisters? But then, shit got crazy when poltergeist entered the building and the sexy line dance turned into a demonic crawl on the floor that looked like something out of a Sarah Michelle Gellar horror flick (I love you Buffy!).
Chubby Jones 