Like a scene out of my pornographic nightmares, Japanese pop music has found its newest star and it’s a dancing robot. Of course it is.

If I were one of those backup dancers, I’d be PISSED that that techno freak with the gigantic hands was stealing my thunder. Also, big deal she can dance, I used to have one of those little robotic dogs that could do flips. FLIPS!! I might think about putting her poster up on my wall if she can learn how to deliver me a pizza while doing this routine.