This guy writes original songs and then videotapes his performances, usually shirtless and I mean…he’s oddly sexy. To mental patients maybe. He looks like one of those dudes from the 80’s who was probably closeted and was super butch, and his name is Chet or some shit, and he wore acid washed Wranglers and an acid washed jean jacket.
PARTY TIME!
Congressman Pacquio actually has a pretty nice voice, he reminds me of a better-looking and better-singing version of my Rhinestone Cowboy dude.
There’s this dude, Ian, who apparently likes to videotape himself doing things while he’s bored (that’s what YouTube was created for wasn’t it?). During one of his boredom episodes, he decided to take a few songs and let his body become one with the music all for our viewing pleasure. He’s not terrible, in fact he’s pretty good – but I can’t help but be distracted by two things.
1 – His hair. He’s got a Bieber ‘do and a reverse Bieber ‘do going on all at once. Like instead of it flopping to one side, his part flops to the middle.
2 – He’s got a regular size torso but short legs. The only reason I’m even pointing this out is because I’ve got the same thing going on and now I’m wondering if this is how I look when I flail around on the dancefloor.
Are you ready? I’m not sure you are. What you are about to witness is pretty much the best beat-boxing I’ve ever seen (and yes I actually have seen a lot). Also, this kid is really cute and I like that he and his dad/random man walking through the doorway are wearing matching tank tops. Also, pretty sure the older dude has no pants on (:08).
So, I have this theory – there are two kinds of people in this world: people who love hippies dancing (or are a dancing hippie themselves) and those who make fun of hippies dancing because secretly they wish they had the balls to do it themselves.
Hippies dance like they just don’t give a damn who the hell is watching. They flail their arms and legs like toddlers at a Gymboree class as soon as Raffi, Tom Chapin or Beyonce is put on the radio (toddlers love them some Beyonce). While YouTube is generally filled with nasty comments, racist remarks and people who seem to curse everyone else for being born – YouTube seems to love dancing hippies. In fact, most of the comments are slamming the people who uploaded the videos in the first place.
In honor of me starting to get over being sick for en entire week, I bring you a few videos of happy, dancing, most likely high on something (even if it’s life), hippies.
Do I spy some Thriller??
This guy adds a little ballet to the mix – very impressive.
At least whoever posted this admits that the girl is hot…the real story for me though, is the dude in the white tennis shoes and fanny pack.
To be fair, this looks kind of like copoeira, just a lot less interesting.
Chubby Jones 