My twitter followers and facebook friends got an early taste of this but I can’t stop watching because my day has been shitty and this little nugget of sweetness is melting my heart into a pool of lesbian goo and now it’s all over my office desk and the custodial staff is going to shit a brick when they see the mess I’ve left them.
I want this kid to be my personal snuggle monster. We can eat chips together and Flowbee each other’s hair and then start our own singing telegram company.
As far as lesbian stereotypes go, I’m missing the football gene. However, I will watch whatever game, whatever team, whatever Bowl, if this is somehow attached to it.
The fact that the girl is hot somehow doesn’t make this less cringeworthy to me, but it does make it somewhat more acceptable.
Adam Green and Lissy Trullie’s cover of Biz Markie’s “Just A Friend” is pretty great even if it is recorded in a bathroom (or especially because it was recorded in a bathroom?) and even if it sounds to me more like, “You Can’t Always Get What You Want”. A for effort and A for Lissy being a hot piece.
It seems like everyone’s got a dance these days. Someone at bible camp thought it would be a really good idea to come up with a dance you can do to “bounce for the king” without breaking a sweat! You can even do it while you’re cooking eggs! While you’re driving a car! While you’re painting your freaking nails! The Jesus Lean is the Snuggie of dance moves.
Best line of the song? “Lean back then snap, kick the devil in the toof”. Done and done.
Pardon me, I have to go make my I Love Subway Footstomper Veggie Sub viral video.
I’m not going to lie, the fact that there is a hot new dance craze based around the lifeless body of a character from an Andrew McCarthy movie from the 80’s, kind of makes me want to punch myself in the face and then throw my body down a flight of stairs Fight Club style. But, just because I want to, doesn’t mean I will. And so, I bring to you, the Weekend at fucking Bernie’s dance.
Chubby Jones 