Happy Birth….d.d.d.d.day World!

My twitter followers and facebook friends got an early taste of this but I can’t stop watching because my day has been shitty and this little nugget of sweetness is melting my heart into a pool of lesbian goo and now it’s all over my office desk and the custodial staff is going to shit a brick when they see the mess I’ve left them.

I want this kid to be my personal snuggle monster. We can eat chips together and Flowbee each other’s hair and then start our own singing telegram company.