STFU There Is A Weekend At Bernie's Dance

I’m not going to lie, the fact that there is a hot new dance craze based around the lifeless body of a character from an Andrew McCarthy movie from the 80’s, kind of makes me want to punch myself in the face and then throw my body down a flight of stairs Fight Club style. But, just because I want to, doesn’t mean I will. And so, I bring to you, the Weekend at fucking Bernie’s dance.