Bubble is my Homegirl

One of the things I love most about Bubble is how much she hates mornings. Every morning when we wake up, she is the last to get out of bed. She pops her head out from under the covers, groans and looks at me like, “You have got to be kidding me.”

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That Chubby Bubbles Girl Really Gets Around

bubble girl goes to haunted house with raven symone

After spending most of the day laughing my ass off at the incredible pictures taken at the Nightmares Fear Factory, I thought it might be time to bring the chubby bubble girl into the mix. The only thing making this picture even better? The girl who is the spitting image of Raven Symone from the first season of That’s So Raven. Don’t you worry, I’ll slow clap myself for this one.


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My Favorite Form of Transportation

If riding a French bulldog around were possible, I would be the happiest girl in the world. Of course, if there were a miniature Paula Deen who rode a regular-sized French bulldog, I might even be happier.

Paula on a Frenchie

 

Choose Your Own Book Title Ending

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The other day on my bus ride home from work, my eyes spied a book peeking up from another rider’s bag. I tried to take a better picture but I didn’t want to be too obvious about being a creeper and taking pictures of strangers’ belongings.

I had to take the picture though, because I am really curious to know what the rest of the title is:

A Gay Man's GuideI know what it’s not: A Gay Man’s Guide to Being Discreet

When you think about it though, the possibilities are endless and glorious.

A Gay Man’s Guide to:

Grocery Shopping

Choosing the Right Glitter

Baking

Hunting

Watching Football

Insults That Sting

Picking Up Fag Hags (or Choosing The Right Fag Hag)

Capri Pants

Shopping at Old Navy

See? Isn’t that fun? I could do this all day. What do you hope the title ending is?