Shitty social media panels are, well, shitty

I am currently sitting in a social media panel about blogging and two out of the four panelists have no business actually being on there. I’m not saying I’m amazing, as my stats on here so far will show, but for the love – if you’re going to have a panel of bloggers, make sure they know what a “tag” is. Or, at the very least, make sure there is someone handing out more warm MGD throughout the panel.

Yours in chub,


Who Knew There Were So Many "Sittin On Tha Toilet" Covers?

I am a bit late to the party with this “Sittin On Tha Toilet” business but oh man the hilarity that ensued once I finally got my Solo cup and took off my jacket. I swear I was completely sober when I watched this but for some reason it made me LLOL (literally laugh out loud). Now, while I still find the original video funny, the fact that there are at least a thousand covers of this gem is what made me cry from laughter. Like, I want to know what compels these people to record themselves singing(?) and clacking and flushing.

Here is the original masterpiece (they have disabled the embed option otherwise I wouldn’t make you leave the page…though this might make the anticipation even better.

The best cover I’ve found so far is this one. I’m not sure if it’s because the resemblance is uncanny or the impersonation is spot-on.

Here’s a fancy beatbox version which is really pretty good!

This is supposed to be the British Gentleman Edition but it’s looking a bit more Silence of the Lambs version to me

The white girl version (white girls LOVE CSI and that is a fact)

Asian dude version

So basically what I’m trying to say is, “Sittin On Tha Toilet” should be the International Anthem and they should play it before every meeting at the UN.