Tis The Season

Guess what, if Santa doesn’t have any soul or rhythm, I don’t even want Christmas. Well Virginia, we’re in luck because this Santa is getting BI-ZAY on a street corner. I’m not sure if he’s collecting alms for the poor or just making random streets seem merrier, but either way, he is so down.

Can’t Nobody Hold Me Down

Sometimes you try to do something nice for people to warm their hearts, but you end up getting your heart warmed instead. Keegan Roberts knows what’s up. When times are tough, dance it out.

Now There’s A Salsa Dancing Dog

I’m starting to get a complex – it seems like (at least on YouTube) there are thousands of canines who know how to dance better than I can. Forget the fact that my mom does Flamenco dancing in line at the grocery store (or really anywhere) and that I used to be in a performing arts troupe as a dancer (true story) – this bitch knows how to Salsa. Bristol Palin has nothing on this dog (or really she has nothing on anything or anyone).

Dancing Walrus – That’s All You Need To Know

It’s a dancing walrus you guys. A dancing, cute, blubbery walrus with whiskers and tusks. I want one as a pet so that I can teach it the choreography for Tabitha and Napoleon’s “Whatcha Say” dance.