I’m starting to get a complex – it seems like (at least on YouTube) there are thousands of canines who know how to dance better than I can. Forget the fact that my mom does Flamenco dancing in line at the grocery store (or really anywhere) and that I used to be in a performing arts troupe as a dancer (true story) – this bitch knows how to Salsa. Bristol Palin has nothing on this dog (or really she has nothing on anything or anyone).
It’s a dancing walrus you guys. A dancing, cute, blubbery walrus with whiskers and tusks. I want one as a pet so that I can teach it the choreography for Tabitha and Napoleon’s “Whatcha Say” dance.