I Love My Roommates/American Horror Story: Asylum

Came home from a long day at #CMJ; went to a party; got sandwiches with my roomie and came home. My tall gay man counterpart was awake and they are introducing me to American Horror Story. I am so scared right now.

Tall Gay: Do you want a pillow to hold onto?
Me: No, I have my sandwich.

That was a real conversation that took place. And now I can’t even eat my sandwich.