There Goes My Virginity, I Mean, Baby

Ok, yes, Usher can make some very sexy music, but when you’ve got two incredible dancers writhing around to his song, “There Goes My Baby”, you basically need to take a cold shower, grab your partner, call an ex or take your libido-killing anti-depressants by the fistful so as to calm your nether-regions. A big thanks to choreographer/dancer Scotty Nguyen and dancer Tracy Shibata for getting my Monday morning to start a bit sexier than usual.

Louis Van Amstel Is That You?

The footage is a little grainy and I don’t think choreographer and Dancing With The Stars pro Louis Van Amstel has children, but if you squint your eyes just so…

Nice moves daddy-o! Seriously, it’s like Lambada made love to the Twist and then topped it off with some very kinky Carlton dancing. Bieber can really do that to you. $10 says these girls burn their Bieber posters after this.

Pole Dancing is Dancing Too

These ladies are true acrobats and true professionals. I had to stop myself from throwing hundos at my computer screen, THAT’S how great they are.

Breakin' It Down At Walmart

I need to find this woman and pledge my undying love for her. Not only can she break it dayown, but at the :55 mark, she does an uncanny impression of my friend Aimee after she’s had a bottle of wine.