Sorry everyone else who does covers in 2011, I’ve already found someone you can’t top. First of all, A+++++++++++++ for song choice. Secondly, are you fucking kidding me with this? She CAN SING. Like, I want to dance backup in this little girl’s band. Is it sad that I’m jealous of her and she’s like, what, four or five years old?
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Whip Mah Hair Done Right
This chick can sing! I love to dance as much as the next Keegan Roberts, but sometimes a slowed down bluesy R&B version of a dance jam can appease my ears more than their original. This chick is the official bomb.com.
Someone Hit A Wall
When I see a stage all set up and ready for some musicians, I expect a better sound than a cat in heat. Unfortunately what we have is a bunch of old dudes who probably haven’t picked up instruments since their parents forced them to try clarinet in 4th grade. How did this happen? Who is responsible for this? And why is the tempo more slow than the original. I mean, if you’re going to subject an audience to this, at least speed the shit up. I’m talking techno 1:30 minute version. Ugh, pass me the Wild Turkey.
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Jon Lovitz Will Do Just About Anything These Days
There are a few wonderful things about this guy besides his uncanny likeness to Jon Lovitz. First of all, maybe it’s his eyebrows, but he looks very sincere. Secondly, his song of choice is Haddaway’s “What is Love (Baby Don’t Hurt Me), which is pretty awesome. Ok, so, apparently there are only two wonderful things about him. Really, his singing is about as good as Keenan Cahill’s lip dubbing skills (not good at all you guys).
Robyn Makes My Doves Cry
This cover is timely because it was just a little shy of a week ago that I was able to see Robyn in concert. She happens to be the most adorable human being to grace the face of the planet (yes she’s cuter than your baby) and her dance moves always make me squeal in delight just like every time I spy a pug butt from three blocks away. Don’t jude me, I just have a very keen appreciation of cute things.
The Swede took some time out of her busy schedule to do a cover of Prince’s timeless classic, “When Doves Cry”, and now I need to cancel everything I was supposed to do today just so that I can continue watching this video.