Category Archives: Dance Like Everyone Is Watching

The Jesus Lean You Guys

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It seems like everyone’s got a dance these days. Someone at bible camp thought it would be a really good idea to come up with a dance you can do to “bounce for the king” without breaking a sweat! You can even do it while you’re cooking eggs! While you’re driving a car! While you’re painting your freaking nails! The Jesus Lean is the Snuggie of dance moves.

Best line of the song? “Lean back then snap, kick the devil in the toof”. Done and done.

Pardon me, I have to go make my I Love Subway Footstomper Veggie Sub viral video.

STFU There Is A Weekend At Bernie's Dance

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I’m not going to lie, the fact that there is a hot new dance craze based around the lifeless body of a character from an Andrew McCarthy movie from the 80’s, kind of makes me want to punch myself in the face and then throw my body down a flight of stairs Fight Club style. But, just because I want to, doesn’t mean I will. And so, I bring to you, the Weekend at fucking Bernie’s dance.

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Celtics Fan Living On A Prayer

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I’m going to preface this by saying there is no way in hell I think this was an impromptu fan dance at a Celtics game. The cameras bringing images to the jumbotron NEVER, I repeat, NEVER land on nerdy dudes sitting with their mothers. It’s all boobs and blondes and more boobs. Still, I can’t hate on his dance moves because he basically goes kung fu on Jon Bon Jovi’s ass.

Am I the only one reminded of the nerdy guy who finally gets to party in the great Jennifer Love Hewitt classic, Can’t Hardly Wait?

Blast from The Past

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It’s been a while since I revisited the video of the little Indian man-child doing his breakdancing thang, so obviously I had to look it back up today. It’s going to be a timeless classic, of this I am sure, but what I failed to notice the first few hundred times around was how similar his moves are to those of one Mr. A.C. Slater on Saved By The Bell.

Tonetta Shock (Goodbye Boner!)

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This guy writes original songs and then videotapes his performances, usually shirtless and I mean…he’s oddly sexy. To mental patients maybe. He looks like one of those dudes from the 80’s who was probably closeted and was super butch, and his name is Chet or some shit, and he wore acid washed Wranglers and an acid washed jean jacket.

PARTY TIME!