So I’ve thought about it and I’m pretty sure if I had more money than I knew what to do with, I would see if Rhye would be up to the challenge of live-scoring all of my sexcapades. I mean, sure it would be awkward for a little while and I would probably need to get over the whole not even letting people see me in a bathing suit thing…but I feel like having their music in the background would be like having a cheering section behind me. And I really like that.