I’ll save most of my comments about the newest season of The Biggest Loser for another time but I’ve got two questions for anyone who was watching last night’s premiere:

First of all, what the hell was up with the fight between the two ladies at the end of the show? One of them started off with, “Well I’m not saying I want to go home but I am saying that I have support and a gym membership. But I want to say Bonnie keeps crying and it’s annoying.” What? Did we miss something? What a bizarre way to go into an elimination.

Secondly, are we the only perverted people who heard the following sound byte, paused the show, rewound it, recorded it and then made an audio file?