I’d like to file a formal complaint with all of the parents of every child I’ve ever babysat (including my own parents because I had to babysit my siblings constantly). None of the children I took under my wing** had the talent of kids today. I mean, take a look at Marek – he’s three and can sing at least a third of the words to LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”.

Don’t even get me started on the dance moves! At the :50 mark he was like, I am too hot to handle, I need to throw myself onto the ground! Destiny’s Child can’t handle this bootyliciousness.

**ate whatever junk food they had at their house