Somebody please remind me to put this video in my time capsule of favorite things. I want to be just like Oprah but my favorite things will be much more fun (or at least the things I share with the general public will be).
If I ever have children, which…eeeeeh, I’m going to have to move to England so I can have them say things with these adorable accents.
I produce this video for AfterEllen.com but figured, hey, why not spread the love/weirdness? This episode features a cameo from my pal Bashley who reminds us that sometimes even the pretty people are vatos locos forever. You can read her funny ass stuff over at StraightLesbian.com and follow her on Twitter over heeya. Also, Butter Dance.
I’m not sure if Facebook is trying to tell me something or if recruiters in the social work field have felt as though they’ve exhausted all other other marketing options, but this ad keeps popping up when I log in:
So…I’m confused. Did this little girl just watch Black Swan and now she needs someone to talk to? Has she been traumatized by too many seasons of America’s Next Top Model? Did she kill another little girl in the background of this picture or are those just some random legs? I need answers but I’m not willing to click on their ad for fear of that little girl stealing my soul.
Has anyone seen the latest U.S. Cellular commercial with the bizarre, incredibly nerdy Dave Chappell impersonator? I am flabbergasted. Utterly flabbergasted.
UPDATE
Here it is in all its glory:
Embrace those fat titties boys.
